imagine sipping on some delicious scotch...

but instead of sipping you gulp down all four of the glasses pictured above, and then decide to hit the bottle pretty hard, too. woohoo, that'll make for a couple of hours of pure, uninhibited fun.

but then you'll fall on your face and slobber on yourself for a good while. you'll have a headache, you won't want to move. generally it is a fairly miserable experience. you know, one where you might repeat the word "why" or the phrase "never again" approximately 100 times or so.

subtract the fun and increase the hangover exponentially, and you get what chemo feels like. i can't wait to do it again.